From a couple of chemicals lying idle on the table ,i emerge from my masters laboratory.my master named me ALCOHOL and gave me the task of making his fellow happy by serving them to any capacity they required.
I started doing my job with the full knowledge that all humans are my master,i love my job because i make everyone happy,i am a great stimulant in celebration.
It was a great surprise to me,when i realize the large numbers of admirers i have got,soon i became the friends of all mature minds,i can say authoritatively that i have the largest number of friends in the world,if you doubt you can ask Guinness book of record.
As time travels my reputation increased, as the love of my masters waxed stronger for me,many never want to see me go out of their sight,because i am never partial in my services,i see both the rich and the poor as the same,i never segregate,i do to the poor what i will do to the rich,i am a good friend to my masters,but coward and the poor appreciate me better because i make the poor feel like kings and queens of the world, even though the experience sometime last for a short period,and morealso i make coward brave,they can do whatever pleases them once i am their companion.
Now my fame as reached the nooks and corners of the earth as the best friends of masters,just before i could take some time to celebrate myself, ugly times set in,because mother frown at my companionship with the premature minds(teenagers and the weak),who often staggered on the street like punctured balloon ,even many a time the premature minds end up passing the night in the waste bin or at the drainages.
With the large turn out of irresponsibility in the society as a result of my companionship,a revolutionary group sprang up against me.
Therefore am heart broken because of the quarelling and fighting that arises in different homes,which are all credit to my companionship.
My weeping will never end and the earth will burn with trouble,if i don't speak out for change to be enacted,so i say hear ye the agonize voice of a humble servant oh yea earth;i am a diligent servant who has done every right to satisfy his masters.
I know the revolutionaries says am responsible for the misbehavior and disorderliness in the society,which are all credited to my services,but let us no one forget that i am just a mere servant who is doing his job,you all know that a servant has no power to go against the wish of his master,even is master is wrong.
To be realistic whenever this premature minds come around,i do frown because they will refuse to dine with cup and stop at their saturation point but instead prefer to swim in me(alcohol) and end up drawning,when this happen i sympathize with their parents and only wish i had a voice strong enough to warn them before they began,but i have no voice to warn my masters.
Oh! revolutionaries do not harden your heart in judgment consider my position carefully,i am a friend to all masters in the world.i am not an epidemic,i am a servant who is only doing it's job in line with the full commandment,to give joy and boldness in every heart of his masters.
I pray you, my masters, be kind enough to listen to my suggestion which is strictly an advice.
For there to be sanity in the society,first the premature minds must be forbidden to come near me,because i can not refuse them of my service because they are my masters no matter how small they might be,secondly,anyone that must fellowship with me, to the apex level must do so in his house,so he/she can retire to bed when tipsy,thirdly anyone who must make me his/her companion must stop at his saturation point,especially when far away from home and lastly those how easily losses self control should be forbidden not to come near my dwelling place.
Once this advice is strictly adheard to,then the pleasure of mature masters will be great as the ocean and the streets and homes will be a better place for every one.
