In the world we have pipe smokers, cigar smokers, smoked hams, smokin Joe Frasier, hookah smokers, marijuana smokers as well as crank and crack smokers.
In this corner we have your reformed non smoker or the ones that had never taken a puff in there lives. In the other corner we have the smoker. Some smoke because it has a grip on them that is so strong it just won’t let go but then there is your pleasure smoker. I love the smell of second hand smoke. I bought incense just so my home can smell the smell. I love smelling like an ashtray. Sometimes at night I roll myself up in my white bed sheet and pretend I am a cigarette.
I used to deny that smoking can kill you. I now seen the light, no pun intended, well ok, pun intended. Oh, the fight is about to begin. In this corner we have a Larry (The Loop) Blacklung, and in the other corner we have Manny (The Health nut) Dontouchit. The bell rings and we will be right back after these fine messages.
I had an uncle that smoked four packs a day. We were all worried that one day his habit would bite him in the buttocks, and low and behold it did. He was walking across a busy street one day smoking away. He dropped a pack on the ground in the middle of that street and when he bent over to pick it up a bus rolled over him. Now back to the fights.
Manny walks out to the middle of the ring, as does Lefty, what, I mean Larry, it doesn’t matter, all smokers look the same to me. Larry walks to center ring and is tired already. Manny raises his hand to punch the lights out on Larry but Larry collapses his right lung from walking ten feet. The winner again and still champ, Manny.
The hookah smokers are extremist purists. This is the equivalent of playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. The pot smokers, well lets just say they are smokers with a great sense of humor making a statement. These smokers just don’t know what that statement is plus they eat you out of house and home but they are usually great magicians. If not careful they can make your car disappear. These people are harmless but beware; they will laugh at your teeth. Pipe smokers are only people that think they are better then the rest. Smoked hams are tasty. Smokin Joe Frasier is cool.
Now as for crank and crack smokers they are just insane. These people are told that one time you try it you will be hooked and spiral into a deadly crash to oblivion. These people usually are daredevils who will do anything they are told not too. I will close with this. Anything with the word crack is bad for you. Remember if you step on the crack you will break your mothers back? The message here is clear, stop smoking or you lose the fight.
