What Would Happen If You Never Took a Bath?

Here is a list of things I have combined that will ensure that you brush twice a day and take a shower once a day.

1. You'll smell bad.
2. People will stop visiting you.
3. Your chance of infection will go up.
4. You will itch constantly.
5. You will get fired.
6. You will make small children cry.
7. Your 20 square feet of skin with tiny hairs will become covered with dirt and grime.
8. Your sweat, which is made up of protein and fatty acids, is odorless. What makes it stink is the bacteria that metabolize it and then defecate inside it. All that stays on your skin.
9. You will become more susceptible to disease.
10. You will get psoriasis due to lack of moisture in your skin.
11. There is a possibility of death due to a cavity- 1 case recorded.
12. Your teeth will rot from the inside out, gather a thick layer of plaque on the outside, turn black, and then fall off. Next, all the bacteria that were in your mouth would gather on your tongue and make colonies.
13. Eating will become impossible.
14. Dentists will be scared of you.
15. Dermatologists will be scared of you.
16. Doctors will be scared of you.
17. You can't show yourself in public.
18. Your health insurance rate will go up.
19. Your body will start to decay on the outside, in addition to your teeth.
20. People think you're Rip Van Winkle.

I'm sure that these 20 reasons alone will disgust you enough to make you shower and brush.

Be intelligent. Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Brush at least twice a day or after meals. Eat healthy. Shower/bathe once a day. Don't be stereotypical. Do your homework. Read a good book instead of watching TV. TV kills! Take a multivitamin supplement once a day. Get 20 minutes of direct sunlight everyday. Don't use tanning beds. Ride a bike instead of driving to work.

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