As a kid these days, my parents have really started to look out for my health.
Especially because I have migraines. Every time a migraine hits, my mom always blames my health.
Every single migraine, it's always because I had too much chocolate, or not enough fruit.
Of course, right on time, comes another mom of teen boy's, raving about how she trying this whole raw diet.
Perfect timing.
My parents instantly buy an expensive blender, huge stocks of Kale, Spinach, Apples, Banana's, everything.
Slowly, the caffeine, and sugar are drained away from our pantries, to only be replaced with raw organic cereals, and raw vegetables.
My mom gets a dehydrator. This monster will basically "cook" foods at around 100 degrees.
That is right below the point of which "enzymes" die at.
Enzymes are the little things that make apples and banana's good for you.
This dehydrator, It's about 2 feet cubed. Its huge. It's loud. And it takes over 2 days to cook something.
Want some pizza? You'll have it next Sunday.
Now, my breakfast everyday isn't what you expect.
Take large amount of Kale, OJ, Apples, Kiwi's, Banana's, Spinach, and Avacadoes. Mash it in to a blender.
Hit the power boost button, and wait.
Wait until the froth is coming out of the lid.
Wait until it's thick enough to be swamp water.
Wait until all the tiny little pieces are mashed up into the most disguisting, vile, putrid raw vegan crap drink you can imagine.
It doesn't taste bad. But it feels as if you're drinking your own vomit. The thickness and pulpiness. Some people enjoy it.
I can't stand it.
There's no stopping it though.
Down the Hatch!
