How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Tell Him That You Love Him

This will scare him away either because he thinks you are needy or that you are just plain obsessively desperate. If you want him to flee, tell him within the first two weeks. You can't really know all there is to know about who or how someone is until you have known them for that long. And I don't mean hanging out just once in awhile. If you want him to bolt for the door, tell him you love him and can't picture your life without him on the second date. Love is long term and not just for right now.

Moving In

I don't mean moving your physical body in, I mean all the little things that scream "you". Bringing certain personal items the first time your man asks you to sleep over and "accidentally" leaving them there is the perfect way to have your man pouting to his friends. Toothbrushes and feminine hygiene products are perfect for this tactic. Bring your favorite pillow and then remove one of his from the bed to replace it with yours. Make sure it is a nice floral print that you can't even stand. Chances are it will make his hair curl. Bring any stuffed animal that symbolizes that you should still be living with your parents.

Calling And Showing Up

Calling or showing up at his work unexpectedly. Granted, if it's the first few days or maybe even a week, his friends don't even know you exist. Make sure you bring him something, like cookies or something that makes the word "motherly" come to mind. Call or text him every ten minutes, just to ask what he is doing. Make sure to use all the appropriate text lingo so he either doesn't understand it or thinks your phone is your best friend. Make sure you give him a reason to tell you his phone died while he was at work.

Truth Or Dare

Being sober or being drunk and thinking that truth or dare is the best game in the world. Make sure to play with a bunch of people that know your sordid past or are good at making stuff up. Make sure the first time you are picked that you ask for truth and then make sure whoever picks you asks you the juiciest question. For example, when was the last time you had sex and who was it with? Then preceed to tell that you aren't that type of girl, you are a reformed virgin and believe in marriage before sex. He will wonder if you have lost your mind and if you make it believable enough he will think he has no chance in hell.

The Exes

Talking about all the guys you have slept with in detail will make your guy wonder if he can even compare to what you've had. Make sure to describe it vividly. If you doesn't throw up in his mouth, you aren't accomplishing the goal. Everytime he thinks about you he needs to be picturing you with your ex-boyfriends. His uncomfortable fidgeting will let you know you are doing the job right.

Pet Names

Calling him pet names in front of his friends. Better yet call him pet names in front of anyone that you two come in contact with and then when you two are alone, don't do it. Pookie, Schnookems, and other name that your grandma would call a baby will bring him down to size. He will cringe everytime he thinks you might open your mouth. Giving his organ it's own personal nickname with you is even better. Make sure it is something that seems more feminine than macho.