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A woman’s sexual drive isn’t the same as a mans. We’re not consistent and our sexual drive is hugely based on our mental state. For example, if we’re stressed out, we’re not going to be able to perform as well or even at all. Then, there are some moments where we instantly become horny and sometimes in moments where we shouldn’t. Sure, your partner may be there next to you to help you out a bit but they can’t always be there. So, this is when you should think about alternatives.  

Sometimes, we don’t always know when the mood is going to strike. But when it does, we want to be prepared. However, what happens when you don’t have a dildo around to help you out? It’s time you had a homemade dildo ready for action. That way, you don’t have to wait for your man to come home, instead, you can pleasure yourself.

Now, most of us think that dildos are a relatively new concept – thinking they came around fifteen, twenty years ago. But, that’s not true at all. If you’re wondering about dildos, well, they’re actually really old. In fact, they’ve been documented to be around since 23,000 BC – that’s a long time ago! Of course, now dildos are much more advanced than ones from 13,000 years ago, but the point is, they were here years before me and you. So, it’s clear that they serve a great purpose. But, why would you even need a dildo? You’re going to find out now.

What can I use as a homemade dildo

Why use a dildo?

Now, you may be asking yourself why you even need a dildo. Well, like I said previously, there is a time where you’re going to be aroused and you won’t have a man by you to help you out. A dildo allows you to arouse yourself on your own, without a man. They’ll hit the spot and let you control the entire sexual experience. But, if you don’t have a dildo with you, what are you going to use instead? Well, here are some homemade dildos you should try out.

Plus, a dildo will help you relieve any pressure and stress you may have built up inside of you. Maybe you had a hard day at work or you’re going through a dry spell and in this case, a dildo would be a great way to help you out when you need it.

 

How to make a homemade dildo

Now, you may be wondering, okay, I don’t have a dildo, what can I use instead? Well, there are actually a decent variety of options when you’re looking for a homemade dildo. You may have to try a couple of them out and see which one works the best for you. But, these inexpensive and quick alternatives when you’re in need of an immediate dildo.

Cucumber

Yeah, this may sound a little stereotypical, but that’s because it works. A cucumber is big and smooth, plus, they’re shaped perfectly to replicate a penis. What more could you ask for? Plus, they’re a sturdy option if you’re considering to use fruits or vegetables. Now, when using a cucumber, you want to make sure that you properly wash it before using it. Then, place a condom on top of it and you’re free to wild with it. If you put it in the fridge beforehand, it’ll be nice and cool.

The end of a hairbrush

Now, aside from making your locks silky smooth, you can also use this as an alternative for a dildo. Most of us have a hairbrush lying around the house, especially if you have long hair. All you need to do is wash the end of the hairbrush, put a condom on and then you’re all set.

Banana

Well, this is probably the most well-known dildo alternative as it has been used in almost every comedy in Hollywood. A banana is a quick fix when you’re looking to relieve some sexual tension and does wonders. You’ll want to make sure that the banana isn’t soft and ripe – you’ll want it firm and green.

In order to use a banana, you’ll want to put a condom on it before using it. In addition, prior to using it make sure you give it a decent wash. Oh, and one more thing, when using the banana, make sure that you don’t insert the sharp end inside your vagina. You don’t want to injure yourself.

Washing machine

Now, this isn’t necessarily a dildo, but, it does make for a great vibrator when yours runs out of batteries. Place the machine on spin cycle, sit on it and enjoy. You can also lean against it as well. At the same time, you can get your clothes washed! So, it’s really a win-win for everyone.

An electric toothbrush

Now, if you’re looking for a dildo that has a little vibrating action, then an electric toothbrush is a perfect solution. Now, you’re not the only one that uses an electric toothbrush, many women opt for this as it gives them a penis-like feeling with vibrating action. Before using it, you need to wash it and place a condom on it. Remember to be careful with the toothbrush as sometimes it can have sharp points on it.

 

Extra tips for homemade dildos

There are a couple tips when using a homemade dildo that’ll help you out greatly. Of course, you can use almost anything as a dildo, but you just need to use it properly. By incorporating these tips, it’ll make the experience even better for you.

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Always use a condom

Whatever you choose to use, you need to make sure you place a condom over it. This isn’t only for hygienic purposes, it’s also to help you with lubrication. You do not want to insert anything that’s dry into your vagina or else it’ll cause you a lot of pain. Plus, with a condom on, you’ll be feeling a more normal texture inside of you rather than the skin of a cucumber or banana.

Always wash whatever you’re going to use

Just like the condoms, you should always wash whatever you’re going to be using as a dildo. Germs are literally everywhere and the last thing you want is foreign germs inside of your vagina. This can cause infection and is literally as if you’re putting dirty inside of yourself. So, make sure you wash everything with soap and water before you carry on pleasuring yourself.

Never use anything sharp

Just reading this one makes me cringe. Whatever you do, never place anything sharp or pointed inside your vagina. The vagina is extremely delicate and you can really damage yourself by using something sharp. If it hits your cervix or uterus too hard, you can rip them and that’s a huge problem. Now if you’re thinking about pointy objects, a good example of one is a carrot – they’re too pointy.

How to make a homemade dildo

Try to get it the most penis-like

To get the best experience, you want to use something that’s the closest to a real penis as possible. No only will it feel better but they’ll work better as well. If you need help figuring it out, think of one guy’s penis and use that as a base to find the right tool.

Be smart about it

Listen, you can use anything as a dildo, but what’s important is that you be smart about it. Make sure that whatever you put into your body is smartly done as it’s a very delicate area. When we’re horny, we tend to make rash decisions, so, before inserting something inside of you, make sure that you take a moment to think if it’s a good idea or not. So sure, you may be horny but you need to be smart.

Make sure they’re covered

Like I said before, make sure that whatever you’re using is properly covered. If you’re using something that’s rough, pointy, or dry can do some serious damage to your body. So, whenever you’re planning on using an alternative as a dildo, just make sure that you cover the item with a condom.

Now you know everything there is to know about homemade dildos. The next time you’re feeling aroused and don’t have a dildo or man around you, try one of these methods. However, just make sure that you follow the extra safety tips in order to make sure you masturbate safely. The last thing we want is something to happen to you. So, have fun but be safe when using a homemade dildo!

 

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